Archive for October, 2011

Thinking about switching to the new AT&T U-Verse, DON’T

Friday, October 28th, 2011

If you are thinking about switching to the new AT&T U-Verse, DON’T. For me the service has been, and continues to be, nothing but frustrating. The Internet speed will range from 0.57 to 10.00 Mbps; I was promised 12 Mbps.  Once I recorded a speed of 11.63 and that is fine, but that was the day the technician came out to check for problems with my service. The problem magically disappeared when he arrived and reappeared when he left, interesting.

With my old reliable DSL service, I rarely had a problem. And my phone line was separate from my Internet service. Now with AT&T U-Verse, my phone and Internet are one, it is what the industry calls VOIP (voice over internet protocol). I can get Internet phone service, if that’s what I wanted, for 19.95 a year with Magic Jack. But I didn’t want that, and now that is what I have. AT&T did not tell me this. I could go on and on about the shortcomings of AT&T, and will at some later date. I will leave it at this for now, as I spent the last hour on the phone with AT&T customer service, for my head is splitting. 

 

The New Efficiencies, Boon or Bust

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

I am sick of hearing about how productive we are. The media drums this fact in our head day after day. We are now more efficient than we were last year, and they have the charts to illustrate this point.  “Look at this chart! It clearly shows how over the last ten years we, as a Nation, have increased our productivity by 10% annually; companies are becoming more streamlined, more efficient, more profitable, increasing their bottom line, which is good for stock holders”, they go on to say. Are we to feel good about this?

 Increased productivity, new efficiencies, more streamlined, all synonyms for fewer workers needed.  This is no surprise it has been going on for decades. Robots have replaced the factory worker. Customer service is mostly automated; the phone company comes to mind. Bank tellers are now ATM machines. Companies are not looking to hire, they are looking to streamline, become more efficient, and reduce cost. Companies are trying “desperately” to keep from paying legacy costs – health care and pension cost associated with workers.

 Americans have in the past and to some extent today, but to a lesser degree, are responsible for the financial growth of these corporate giants. Today, however, most growth comes from the developing countries China, India, and South America. Americans have consumed all the goods they can choke down, and to that extent are buried in debt and tapped out financially. And now that 99% of Americans are broke, living from paycheck to paycheck what will the corporations do? How will they pay us back? How will the corporations help America… now that she is broke? By streamlining, become more efficient, and move jobs overseas, Jesus, thanks.

 I have an idea! What about taking some of the “billions of dollars” that corporate America is sitting on, waiting for congress to get its act together, they say, and hire a couple million of the 20 million unemployed people. Put corporate profit on the back burner, for now, and hire some people.

 Don’t get me wrong I love technology, computers, cell phones, and the World Wide Web, though it is becoming jumbled now that everyone is trying to capture 1/100 of a cent from some affiliate advertising program.

 I would not want to be without many of the great developments that benefit humankind. But technology that replaces humans in the work force is a bad idea in general. We need to come to terms with the fact, and there are charts to confirm this, that the population is exploding and people are living longer. So what are the implications if corporations continue to seek advancement in productivity and efficiencies? A larger pool of unemployed workers, it’s something to think about. 

David Helmericks

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

When you cut through all the Democrat, Republican, and party bullshit, I think the Occupy Wall Street movement and the Tea Partiers have a lot in common, in spite of their differences. In general, over half the country is tired of all the financial engineering, excessive pay to executives, and war.

DH

The IPO Road Show

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

It has been awhile since I have pondered the goings-on of Wall Street and the capital markets.  Two IPO’s of recognition that I have been watching are General Motors (GM), and lesser know but much touted Pandora (P). Both companies came to market with a lot of noise a couple of months ago. Pandora is an online radio station, and General Motors  manufactures automobiles. They are very different companies but the process for going public is similar.

 There is much research to be done before bringing a company public, any company. The analyst and bankers that bring a company public, if it gets that far, start with a road show. The road show is a Wall Street phenomenon reminiscent of a high-class carnival.  This occurs prior to the company stock trading on the NYSE. The road show creates a lot of excitement for retail brokers  in banquet rooms all across America. The lead banker will have the event catered. Lavish buffets, with an endless supply of African lobster tail, jumbo shrimp, and filet mignon, are served.  The only meatballs are the attendees. The booze flows freely, as there is an open bar with plenty of top shelf liquor, all free. In the front of the room there is a small group of people sitting in chairs listening to the presentation. These are the compliance officers, the straight ones; the ones responsible if anything goes wrong.  In the back of the room, half crazed brokers full of gin and the latest designer drug are getting wound up, there is a party erupting. Brokers are guzzling free booze and stuffing their pocket with lobster tail and filet mignon, many still living at home with Mom and Dad.

 There are skeptics and disbelievers of the venerable IPO market, there always will be, but the majority are pom-pom waving cheerleaders with a good story to tell a prospective client. Setting the price for a new stock issue is a complicated process.  Involving advanced mathematical formulas that nobody really understands; it is more like a best effort. The offering price on both companies had been raised, several times, above the expected asking price. Finally and after much fanfare, the IPO price was set at $16.00 a share for Pandora, and for GM it was set at $32.00.   Professional money managers were saying, “buy” with the caveat of long-term value and great brand recognition, at least one of those may be true. 

 On the first day of trading both stocks were up, Pandora was up substantially. I remember CNBC called the opening bell that morning from the floor “And here on Wall Street trading begins on the opening bell,” they say that every morning. Really makes you feel like the casino is open for business, it is the best. The CNBC  reporters are running around the floor of the stock exchange, getting all of the latest gossip – I mean news – from the specialist and traders on the floor about today’s trading activity. 

 The CEO of Pandora, Mr. Kennedy, was walking on the floor of the NYSE  the day the stock  opened for trading; he was like a kid in Candyland. A female reporter for CNBC did a quick interview with him. She asked him about the company’s three billion dollar valuation, a high price for a company not making money. The question, to the heart of the matter, set him back on his heals. It was as if he were punched in the stomach, a shot that buckled him. He started to mumble something, sounding uninformed and misguided.  His knees started to buckle and I thought he was going down for the count.  Before he said something foolish on national television one of the bankers, who brought the company public, quickly stepped in to answer all questions. Talking about perceived value and other non-descript terms that evade an honest answer. “The value of Pandora… as a brand is HUGE…HUGE” he said. It is hard to argue with such well-dressed optimism.

 CNBC tried to talk with Mr. Kennedy again but the earlier question of how can a company be worth 3,000,000,000 and not have any revenue was too direct and straightforward. A normal person does not have the skill set to answer such a question; there is no logical answer. When Mr. Kennedy found himself in the crosshairs to answer more questions, a bunch of financial gobble-de goop, he did what anyone would have done, defer it to the bankers and walk away, exclaiming it is all very complicated.

 June 15, 2011, the first day of trading, you could have sold a share of Pandora stock for nearly$27.00, a quick 70% gain. GM’s  first day of trading, Nov 17, 2010, didn’t have the same pop that Pandora did, up only 12% to $35.90, but had the stock been held for 60 days it would have risen twenty two percent to nearly $40.00. Not a bad return on your investment, sounds good to me… how do I get in,  where do I sign up!

 Not so fast, Skippy.  Unless you sold quickly, and retail investors are told to buy and hold, to not even look at how there investments are doing, you are loosing money. The sun would not be shining on the owners of those particular shares of stocks today. Both companies raised a lot of money with their initial public offering, but the road show is over, and now investors are loosing money. Pandora fell to a low of $9.33 and General Motor’s low was $19.05. At the close of trading today (P) rose .85 up 6.33% to $14.28  a good day for the stock and (GM) was down .05 to $22.50.

 A wiser man than I once told me,” David, investing is like religion, it is what you believe”.

David Helmericks

Monday, October 10th, 2011

Once In a while, after years of marriage, someone blows. This is a good thing and much needed for it clears the air and tests the bond of marriage. If you can’t lose it with your significant other, when can you lose it, and with whom – maybe a high-quality counselor? It takes a lot of fortitude to stay committed, faithful to one individual, for a lifetime. And if there is no resolve by either party then what’s the use. The children are a good excuse but that runs out with time. The essence of this, boiled down to the essential oil, is having excellent communication with your spouse, on all levels. 

 

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David Helmericks